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Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

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awwww-cute:

Snooty, the world’s oldest manatee, turned 66 yesterday

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H a r l e y  Q u i n n

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doctorspoopytaliaandtheolympians:

sela-petrae:

i bought this cool new shirt the other day.

Ahahahah I get it

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gnarly:

meeting someone who has the same music taste as you

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kyotocunt:

hey guys.. this is my cat gregor and he is very old (between 12 and 16 years old) his owner passed away and he lived a few weeks in the apartment of his dead friend with a dog. the dog was so ill he had to be put down..
after he was found he lived a few more days in a bathroom because the guy who rescued him has 3 dogs and they didn’t got along with each other.
so now he lives with me and i do anything for him to feel better.
he had fleas and was very durty when i got him.
his teeth are very, very bad, and it is very painful for him. he is in pain constantly… even drinking water hurts and he only can eat canned food, wich is not good for him because he already is overwighted. in the few days he lived in the bathroom he hadn’t eaten anything because the guy who rescued him only had dry food.
i went to the veterinarian with him and he told me that the surgical extraction for his teeth would cost around 300 and 400 euro.
so i’m a student and i cannot afford it. also i don’t want to put him in an animal centre because i think nobody would like to adopt him because of his age and his fur wich has suffered because of the fleas.

so it is very embrassing for me to ask but:
please please help me. 
i installed a paypal donation account you can find it here

it would mean so much to me if you could help me. every cent helps and when you don’t want to donate please please reblog this post!

thank you so much.
(please apologize my english, it is not my native language but i hope you can understand what i wanted to say here..)

i know i posted this is few month ago. i haven’t gained enough money to pay the surgery and i was afraid this post and my askings would annoy you so i deleted the post… but i was at the vet again a few days ago and the doctor said that when the surgery wouldn’t be done he would never have a good live. he also said that the teeth could cause other deseases so i’m very worried about my gregor.

his fur really looks better since i got him and he can go in my garden and i think he lives a happy life after his terrible past.

i am so sorry to annoy you again with this but i can’t even pay food for myself, i live from noodles and bread uwu

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priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

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all-color-absent:

“fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions

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oliviawhen:

Hello I’ve been super busy doing things I can’t share yet, so in the mean time please enjoy this self portrait gif.

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internaljohnologue:

naruchigotsu:

Cosplay Done Right

SO THE MARGE SELMA AND PATTY ARE MY FRIENDS I WAS LITERALLY BEHIND THE GUY WHO TOOK THE PHOTO

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teenytigress:

I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”

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speedlimit15:

blue-eyed-cow:

that’s unfortunate

haha no nip fred

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